Call O’Lacys, tell ‘em start filling a pint o’ Guinness.
Call Main Street Pizza, and get a large Pepperoni & Mushroom, and some wings on order for pickup.
Phone the Poke’ and tell em to save me a Beef on Weck.
Tell the folks at Dunkin’ donuts to put on a fresh pot of coffee, and get a fresh batch of Bavarian Crème going.
Call the “Sport of Kings” and tell ‘em to heat up some Souvlaki…well, nevermind on that last one. Souvlaki is a dish best eaten at 4am, and I think I will be asleep on Mom’s couch long before then.
Yes, I am coming home.
As this message is posted, I will already be on my way to WNY. After a short detour to Kitchener, Ontario to have a talk about that whole Butler’s Rangers incident, I will be pointing the rental car towards the Great Bend of the Tonawanda.