I promised you all some Bike P0rn once my bike was ready, so here it is. Introducing Miss April:
artsy soft focus....
Name: Isabella Cuevas
Statistics: 55cm Top Tube, Reynolds 853 Steel, 19.5 lbs
Turn Ons: Sunny days, Italian food, Rolling hills, Long rides in the country side with the wind at my back
Turn Offs: Rainy Days, Potholes, Fat Guys in Lycra, Retrogrouches
Birthday: 2007
Hometown: New York City
Favorite Place: Barcelona
Favorite Movie: Breaking Away
She’s a real lithe, dark eyed, Catalan beauty as you can see. Supple lines, buxom curves, and a spirit like a wild Mustang. I apologize in advance for some of the graphic photos you are about to see. Please cover the children’s eyes.
Look at that gorgeous face!
ample caboose. I like a bike with a little "back"
Hello beautiful!
I told you she was racy...
gratuitous bottom bracket shot
lathering up in the shower...
OH MY!
oops! That's a plate of Fish & Chips. Not sure how that photo got in here...
signed by the master
relaxing in front of the fireplace. Whew! I need a drink, and a cold shower.
My heart is racing. Getting a new bike is waaaay better than getting a car.
I know. I can’t wait to ride her, but I feel like I should least give her dinner and a movie first.
Woo! Wil you get a load of the tires on her!
Oh, sweet Morgan Freeman this made me laugh! And hungry for fish and chips.
I can assure you her tires are real.
Next time, please note an article such as this as “NSFW”.
Thank God my door was closed.
I’ll also be sure to tag it BILR for Bikes I’d Like to Ride.
You filthy heathen.
I shudder to think how you got her in all those different positions.
And I’m sorry, but I can barely get in the shower without hurting myself, how did you wedge her in there?
Veeerryyy carefully.
She is one hot skinny bitch. Now I need s ciggi. You obviously need one too. Here.
I may be smoking hot, but I don’t smoke.
She gets around, no?
Yes she does.
Wait, were you referring to the bike or Dufmanno?
She’s a purdy lady.
She’s all class.
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