Oof. These numbers just keep getting bigger. The sad part is that even though I am now well into middle age, I still have another 20+ years of working for my Dark Corporate Overlords ahead of me. Good god that’s depressing. I really need to buy a lottery ticket on the way home.

Happy birthday!!!!!!
Thanks. I was fishing for one of those.
Definitely get a lottery ticket… and maybe also a beer
Happy Birthday!
OK, twist my arm.
I’ll meet you behind the Blind School with a 12 pk of warm Old Mill. Can you be there by dusk? Happy BDay. Here’s to another 30 years!
Sigh… if only.
Happy birthday little bro!
Thanks Big Bruddah. Looking forward to seeing you in a few weeks.
Happy birthday. I would die to be 44 again. (I would also give my right arm to be able to play the guitar, etc.)
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I’m a terrible person. While cleaning up the vomit Vesuvius that has sprayed my walls this week I missed your birthday! I suck!
Anyway, happy belated birthday and enjoy some cake. I’d join you but the mention of food makes me gag a little right now.
Eww… it hit your house too huh? Thankfully, our vomitathon only lasted 24 hours.
Have a great party!! BTW I was a Sophomore in College when that SI came out. Did you have to remind me?!