The true purpose of my trip to Western N.Y. is not to gorge myself on Pizza and Wings, but to participate in a conference. I will be presenting here in Niagara Falls. I will not be representing my Dark Corporate Overlords. Instead I am just there to embarrass myself in my capacity as a (former) Grad Student. Wish me luck as I expound upon the Dehumanizing Evils of Six Sigma and Scientific Management.