We were a little late in putting together the family Christmas card this year, and with the holiday fast approaching, we thought we’d try something a little different this year…
Dear (insert your name here)
It has been a wonderful and momentous year here at 20 Prospect. We hope that the season finds you all doing well, and that you are having a _____
a.) Merry Christmas
b. ) Happy Hanukkah
c.) Jolly Kwanzaa
It is so hard to believe that 2009 is almost over and that the first decade of the 21st century is coming to an end. Why is seems like only yesterday that ____.
a.) ‘lil Miss 20 Prospect was born.
b.) 20 Prospect Jr. bagged his first squirrel with the .22.
c.) I finished rehab.
Great memories to be sure, but we’re excited about what new adventures await in 2010. Mrs. 20 Prospect and I are so looking forward to ____.
a.) ‘lil Miss 20 Prospect’s next swim meet.
b.)20 Prospect Jr.’s first game misconduct penalty.
c.) Receiving our stimulus check, and government cheese in the mail.
But the end of another year is also a good time to pause and reflect on the past year, and all of the wonderful times that we shared like ___
a.) our family vacation to see the World’s Largest Ball of Twine in Darwin, MN.
b.) Mrs. 20 Prospect being acquitted on all counts.
c.) The amazing success of our Ponzi scheme direct marketing business.
And then there was the time that the Indomitable Moxie ____
a.) ate the Guinea pig.
b.) bit the mailman.
c.) made an amazing 2,000 mile journey with a cat, and a rabbit, to be re-united with us after we forgot and left her behind on vacation.
We are still laughing about that one! After all of that excitement, I think the whole family agrees that we are looking forward to relaxing over the winter break.
Wishing you a Happy New Year, and looking forward to seeing you ___
a.) on our next trip to Batavia.
b.) at the family re-union next summer.
c.) in hell.
The 20 Prospect Family