Every experience in life can teach you something, no matter how dull, or painful that experience may be. As I look back on my life, I see many times where the lessons I learned were not always the ones that I expected. I like to think that this is because God has a sense of humor, and he realizes that irony can be a great teaching tool. I find it’s easier than thinking he’s just messing with me.
So after years of heavy internet usage, I have come to discover certain truths that I found surprising. Truths that I never expect to discover during my countless lost hours of internet searching for the answer to life. (I’m convinced that it’s hidden out there somewhere, but Google isn’t telling. Feckin’ Google.)
These truths are innumerable as the stars in the sky, but in the interest of space, here are just ten of them.
Ten Things I Learned on the Internet
10.) How to make $6,724 / month from home
9.) The TRUTH about Acai Berries
8.) Catz cant spel
7.) Google will not stop until they rule the world. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
6.) Everybody wants to give me a free iPad. No really!
5.) Mortgage brokers like to dance
4.) Neiman Marcus makes great cookies.
3.) There’s a guy in Nigeria that wants to give me lots of money
2.) When you’re suffering writer’s block, go with a Top 10 list
1.) Some things can never be “unseen”
But I must confess, even after years of internet usage, I still don’t get Facebook.