Yes, I am kicking off my 2011 World Blog Tour in Japan. I’ve always been big in Japan. Not as big as I am in Denmark unfortunately, but still big. For the next week I will be blogging live from Japan and Korea, as I take the stage and bask in the adulation of thousands of screaming fans!
OK, dozens of bored and sleepy readers to be exact.
So climb aboard the 20 Prospect tour bus, and let’s show the world how to
Actually, it’s not a world blogging tour. It’s a business trip. My Dark Corporate Overlords have sent me to collect our tribute from our vassals in East Asia. It’s a tough job, but someone has to do it. These people just don’t oppress themselves. Keeping your foot on the necks of the downtrodden and exploited is hard work, but it pays well. Not as well as prostitution, but close.
So come along with me as I squeeze into the middle seat on the 747, and spend the next 13 hours trying not to touch anything, or contract any communicable diseases on the plane.
iPod – Check
Kindle – Check
Felix Unger Blindfold – Check
Neck Pillow – Check
Mints – Check
OK, we’re ready for take off.
Excuse me! Ma’am, can I get a glass of box wine to wash down these Tylenol PM’s with?
Business travel is so glamorous!!!!
Sayonara! See you in Japan!