Dear (insert your name here)
It has been a terrific and memorable year here at 20 Prospect. We hope that the season finds you all doing well, and that you are having _____
a.) a Merry Kwanza
b.) a Merry Ramadan
c.) good luck with your divorce proceedings.
It is so hard to believe that 2011 is almost over! Why is seems like only yesterday that ____.
a.) 20 Prospect Jr. was arrested for possession.
b.) Lil’ Miss 20 Prospect made her first batch of bathtub gin.
c.) The court overturned my conviction.
Great memories to be sure, but we’re excited about what new adventures await in 2012. Mrs. 20 Prospect and I are looking forward to ____.
a.) replacing the front window.
b.) the surgeon removing 20 Prospect Jr.’s stitches.
c.) Lil’ Miss 20 Prospect completing her anger management classes.
But the end of another year is also a good time to pause and reflect on the past year, and all of the wonderful times that we shared like ___
a.) our family vacation to Wall Drug.
b.) the wild celebration when the Minnesota Lynx won the WNBA title.
c.) outrunning the sheriff in our orange 1969 Dodge Charger.
And how can we forget the time that Moxie and Maggie ____
a.) bit the mailman.
b.) tunneled into the neighbor’s yard.
c.) robbed the liquor store.
We are still laughing about that one! After all of that excitement, I think the whole family agrees that we are looking forward to relaxing over the winter break.
Wishing you a Happy New Year, and looking forward to seeing you ______
a.) at the next AA meeting.
b.) during visiting hours.
c.) when I get paroled.
The 20 Prospect Family