One must have a mind of winter
To regard the frost and the boughs
Of the pine trees crusted with snow
– Wallace Steven’s
T.S. Eliot wrote that April is the cruelest month, but I disagree. For my money, I think it is February that tortures the soul the most. It may be the shortest of months, but the toll it takes upon us is the greatest because it lacks the one thing that sustains us. Hope.
February will go as it comes; in a stinging wind.
We drove an hour North for 20 Prospect Jr.’s hockey game yesterday. Out across the flat, turf farms, and swamp land north of the city. The sunlight diffused through a gauze of clouds, not bright enough to wear sunglasses, not dark enough to open your eyes, the sky and the snow blurring into one another. Only the trees stood out against the gray light; small brown brushstrokes on a canvas of white.
It made me think of days in my youth, out walking on Dan’s farm. We’d put on our Sorrels, and parkas, and tramp back through the corn stubble to the woods, like arctic explorers. Step after step, our boots would crack through the crusted snow, as the wind cut into every sliver of exposed skin. Squinting, and stumbling, we’d reach the shelter of the woods at last. There the birches, and fir trees would break the wind, and we could once more open our eyes.
All around that gray wood, the north side of the trees were covered in a rime of ice. We’d search for the remains of an old Model T, rusting somewhere deep within the wood. I loved the woods in the winter time, it seemed so much larger than it did in the green folds of summer. With no leaves to block our view, and no swamp to wet our feet, the whole woods belonged only to us, and the few deer that watched us as we pushed silently through the thickets.
We’d walk for hours, until frozen and hungry we’d make our way back towards the old red barn in the distance. Our stomachs would groan, and ice would form around our scarves, but we knew that warmth, and home, were waiting.
Like those walks through the winter woods, these days of February seem to be an endless exploration that begins where it ends, in a chair inside the kitchen, with a hot mug to warm our hands. I could ask “what is the point?”, but I already know the answer. Some journeys exist just to test our strength.
February will winnow the strong from the weak like it always does. This is not an expedition for which we will be awarded with treasure. The only point is to finish, and live to walk through the woods again.
As I look out the window of the car on our way home, the sun has faded even more, as a froth of gray clouds descends from the north. The weatherman on the radio is warning of more snow to come. Already the first flakes have begun to fall.
Eyes half closed to keep out the wind, we search in the distance for the woods.
I have to think that January is the worst month. It’s a reminder that yes, Christmas is over, and now we have no choice but to endure three more months of snow, cold, and no interesting holidays! At least February gives us Valentine’s Day (and is only 28 days long). March gives us a bit of hope that maybe, just maybe, we might see a bit of snow melting. And April? How can you not like a month which ushers in budding tulips and 50 degree weather?!?
I bid adieu to January…good riddance!
I think I like January better than Februrary, because it still has that post holiday glow at the beginning. We’re always like Woo Hoo! New Toys! Let’s go outside and play. By the end of the month, we’re like the Donner party, all scowling at each other wondering which one to eat first if we get snowed in.
*Looks around comments section to see who appears to have the most meat on his/her bones*
Okay, I’m ready to go snowshoeing now.
Fuck it, no I am not, it’s too cold.
You can eat each other. Fun as it sounds, I’m out.
It’s amazing what a little Nutella can do for the taste. You should try it sometime.
Jesus. Can someone please remove all the sharp instruments in my house now? Also maybe my shoe laces. Maybe pad these walls.
Sorry, this is the post you get when we get 3-6 inches of snow, and I stay home from work with a soar throat. C’mon, don’t tell me I didn’t warn you?
Soar throats can fly apparently. My sore throat however, cannot.
I’d just like to stop at this juncture and tell everyone how much I’d like to live in a converted red barn with fabulous acoustics, wide plank pine floors and an awesome loft.
Now, I’d like to change gears and tell you that Kelly Jong-il is calling a full assault on winter. Winter is like ass with none of the warmth.
Winter must be destroyed using any and all means possible.
If military manuvers are necessary, I will not hesitate to demonstrate the true might of the island of Dufmanno. I cannot in good conscience point and approve of winter for one of my many photo ops with the troops.
Winter, I’m taking my ax to you and cutting you into tiny shards of wood before you sicken another member of this household causing Blue Cross Blue Shield to call and make sure you don’t actually just have plague and not the various illnesses you are repeatedly visiting the hospital for.
Die winter die. Oh and February, you are the worst of all. I hope you have the most painful excrutiating exit EVER!!!!
That’s it girl! Go Godzilla on Winter’s Ass!
Also, someone needs to check on Vapid because she’s cloistered up there on a mountain covered by snow. If she hasn’t gone native and fashioned a stabbing device out of an icicle and run rampant through town taking down locals with her weapon then she is a saint.
all work and no play makes vapid a dull blogger
all work and no play makes vapid a dull blogger
all work and no play makes vapid a dull blogger
all work and no play makes vapid a dull blogger…
Grab your Ax and I’ll pick you up in the Sno-Cat, hang on Vapid, we’re coming!
*snarling in the corner* BACK….STAY AWAY *bearing fangs*
Throw the pizza down and back away slowly.
Looks like we’re going to have to use the tranquilizer darts. Quick Dufmanno, bring the net.
Dufmanno?
Dufmanno?
Damn it, I told you those tranquilizers were for Vapid. Shit. Now what am I going to do?
How come my link doesn’t work….WTF is wrong with me? The picture probably holds the answers.
That is SO Scatman Cruthers (Crothers? not sure how the Scatman spelled his name)
All I can tell you is that I am NOT taking an axe hit to the chest from whomever is hiding behind a pillar at the Overlook Hotel.
http://www.avapidblonde.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/shininggirls.jpg
Just in case you were wondering what it’s like.
Try this link if the one above doesn’t work. You will not be disappointed.
OK. Is this why Vapid showed up as the Twins in The Shining?!
Oh and on my way to work this morning while the icicles hanging from my winter beard slowly melted in the heat of the luge I ride around in I saw a gaggle of people on the side a Route 7 donning ridiculously orange snow shoe’s and as I passed them I thought out loud: “Fucking Assholes.”
Oh and isn’t it nice of me to take the beautiful words you have strung together and defile them with my drivel?
Your profane presence is always a pleasure, your cashmere-ness.
I have only one thing in mind.
Ice Giant.
Can he be completed?
Can we rebuild him? Make him better? More efficient.
Like the Six Million Dollar Man except not bionic, bigger, scarier and without a mate like Jamie Somers.
OH it is getting scary up here. I’m creating a MONSTER.
It must be the fever, or the tranquilizers, but I fear she’s starting to hallucinate about anatomically correct ice giants again. It happens every year about this time.
Haha! Love Elly’s comment.
Really well-written and could not agree more. The cold and cloudy month is too, too gloomy.
Thanks.
I feel bad for Elly, being a Carolina girl trapped in Hoboken in Winter. At least I’m used to this weather.
i hope january, february and march all get syphilis and die.
Wouldn’t it be great if the morning after New Years Day was April 1st?
yes, yes it would. this calls for some super-spiked fairy dust. or angel dust, whatever it takes to make it happen.
Dan’s barn!
You can’t get there from here!
You also can’t get to heaven on roller skates, or take a taxicab to Timbuktu.
At least, that’s what I heard.
While we don’t have nearly the temperatures, let alone the snow, down here that you have up there, I have to agree about February. With January, you have the carryover from the holidays.
February is just … well … February.
I couldn’t have said it more succinctly than that.
A beautifully written post, but I beg you to please include some hot chocolate and RUM with that, please. Brrrr. We’re about to get hit with the next major snow event! A potential of over a foot between tomorrow and Wednesday. I’m getting greedy and crossing my fingers for 2 days off work. Go big or go home, stupid snow.
We only got about six inches in the last 24 hrs. Now we are getting ready for the wind and the cold.
Lookout Michigan! Incoming!
*sits quietly in corner rocking back and forth twirling hair*
I hope that Wicked’s Lair is amply stocked with Bourbon. Otherwise I’ll have to send one of those St. Bernard’s with the cute little barrel around his neck to save you.
LOL. This is like an awesome Scavenger hunt. LOL
Yet another nicely written essay. This line gave me the pause this time: “Some journeys exist just to test our strength.”
I agree. I remember in middle school HATING February. It always depresses me.
It’s unanimous. We are boycotting February.
I agree, I’ve never liked February. After Christmas, then my birthday in January, I’m like “Okay, the fun parts of Winter are over, we can have Spring now, yes? What? No? We’ve got approximately three more months of this shitty weather?! $%&@!!”